2. Reagan Parachutes into DC Follies
3. Nixon's Presidential Library is a Bookmobile
4. Sean Penn Escapes From Jail and Heads to D.C. Follies
5. Ollie North Raises Money with "Adopt-A-Contra Scheme
6. Tammy Faye Bakker Debuts Her Latest Song
7. Jesse Jackson Sings with Dolly, Barbara and Cher
8. George H. W. Bush Schemes to get Ronald Reagan Out of the White House
9. Nixon Gives Fred Financial Advice…And...He Loses His Shirt
10. Nixon Impeached from Cub Scouts
11. Nixon Acts as Princess Di's Divorce Lawyer
12. George H. W. Bush Falls into a Well
13. Reagan Accidentally Gives Fred a Nuke for Christmas
14. Reagan Tries to Wipe Out National Debt with TV Home Shopping Show
15. For Nixon's Birthday, an Opera Based on His Life
16. Astrologer Joyce Jillson Predicts the Future
17. Nixon Dreams of Being a Movie Star with Heather Thomas
18. Super Bowl at the Follies
19. George H.W. Bush Engages Don King as His Manager
20. Margaret Thatcher Confers with Madonna to Find a New Image
21. Lee Iacocca Becomes Lee Ayatollah and Opens a Chrysler Plant in Iran
22. Recording Industry Behind Nixon's Resignation, Left Clues in Song Lyrics
23. Ford Begs Nixon to Read a Story from His Bedtime Tales
24. Presidential Candidates Selected for Jury Duty
25. George Burns Sends Swaggert to D.C. Follies to Repent His Sins
26. Mike Tyson Gives Words of Wisdom to Reagan and Gorbachev for World Peace
27. Carter, Nixon and Ford Perform Ex-President Do-Wop Blues
28. Ollie North and Nixon Plan to Take Over the Western Hemisphere
29. Freddy Krueger's Nightmare: Dan Quayle Elected President
30. Nixon Impersonates Elvis in a Moneymaking Scheme
31. Nixon Impersonates Dangerfield, Dolly Parton and Bette Midler
32. Reagan Auditions for a Part on 'Dynasty'
33. Fred Plays Chess with Yasser Arafat
34. Castro and Arafat's New Show, 'Terrorists at the Movies' Gives Bambi Two Guns Down
35. Reagan Gets an Acting Job on Eightysomething
36. Nixon Schemes to Make Money by Becoming a Surrogate Mother
37. The Pope Walks on Water at the Boston Harbor
38. Nixon Hawks the Watergate Tapes for $29.99
39. Joan Rivers Debates Gorbi and Thatcher
40. Nixon Contemplates a Parallel Universe Without Watergate
41. National Rambo Association Allows Criminally Insane to Possess Guns
42. Nixon Has Romantic Fantasies About Bo Derek
43. Dolly Parton Gives Makeup Tips to Barbara Bush
44. Political Love Connection Profiles Arafat and Joan River's Dream Date
45. The Contras Help Out on Ollie North's Telethon
